Every week at work we have a competition to see who can drive the most traffic to the site. Each member of the team that drives the most traffic gets a free cupcake or donut or coffee. You get the picture.
So obviously, I built a twitter bot to win these competitions for me.
I built in a lot of randomness because I figured twitter would suspend my account for just spamming the same post over again. Now that I’ve taken a closer look at other twitter accounts, its clear that twitter doesn’t give an F.
The bot posts at a random time every 30-90 minutes. It randomly chooses the link/topic it will post about. 30% of the time it uses my company’s suggested text. The other 60% of the time it generates text using Markov Chains built from HR-related posts on twitter.
About half the Markov Chains are completely random while the other half are generated with a seed consisting of the first 2-3 words of the company suggested text.
Here are a few recent gems the bot has come up with:
- Struggling to stay ahead #hiring #jobopenings
- One of the unexpected” #cv #job
- Ad seeks candidates #jobopening #tweetmyjobs
This bot is so deep on so many levels.
And of course, the most popular post so far has been: “Can emerging tech data startup ip seo growth trending big data b #hireme #socialrecruiting.” I figure its just a bunch of other bots liking it. They post their dribble. I crawl their dribble. I rephrase their dribble in one of the most popular ways. They pick up on their dribble and like it. So meta.comments powered by Disqus